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I spent $3K on Zillow ads. Got one lead—a guy asking if I sold hot tubs. Brandon sent 100 cold emails titled ‘Your neighbor just sold for $50K over asking. You?’ Now my phone won’t stop buzzing. Closed 4 listings last month. Still no hot tubs.
Lisa, Realtor
(now ignores Zillow)
I’m a potter. I make mugs, not ‘pipelines’. Brandon’s Instagram DMs said, ‘Your cactus mugs saved my marriage’ to 500 people. 87 replied. Sold out in a week. My cat approves.
Zoe, Etsy shop owner
(cat’s name: Sir Spins-A-Lot)
My cold emails were drier than courtroom air. Brandon made me write ‘Look, I know lawyers suck. Let’s fix your contract in 15 mins.’ 22 CEOs replied. One said, ‘Finally, a human.’ I framed that email.
Dan, Corporate Lawyer
(still wears suits, now smiles)
We saved sea turtles. No one cared. Brandon’s emails started with ‘You’ll never guess what this turtle ate…’ and a photo of a Coke can. 120 donations. One guy sent $10K. Turtles named their baby after him.
Maria, Nonprofit Director
(now fights plastic with cash)
I faked reviews like ‘Best trainer ever!!!’ until Brandon called me out. He wrote texts like ‘Your gym selfies are fire… but your deadlift form is trash.’ 17 guys signed up. One cried during burpees. I’m a real ‘best trainer ever’ now.
Jake, Fitness Coach
(no more fake reviews)
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